Puddle Of Mudd is again and boy I want they weren’t. At the least not with this music.
Puddle Of Mudd is now streaming their new single “Beautimous” which I am fairly certain is about butt intercourse and getting out of jail. I do not even know the place to start out with these lyrics as a result of oh my god, they’re all terrible. For reference, please benefit from the entirety of the primary verse beneath and check out to not throw up.
“You’re my lovely little catastrophe
C’mon, little child
I find it irresistible if you present up bare
Shaking on the entrance door
‘Trigger I am your back-door, trap-door man
Child, let me in
So we are able to get right down to some sinning
Tongue-tie me to the ground
Child, I wanna be your little whore”
Poetry! The entire “getting out of jail” bit comes within the second verse, which begins with “Escape thе toy field, child, I am out of the slammer / I am able to play within the sand” and options such tear-jerking strains as ” I am digging in-betweenie / we’ll sha-sha-sha-sha-shazaam.” I feel a part of the creep issue right here too is listening to this music alongside seeing the beneath (AI-generated piece of absolute rubbish) art work.
Additionally, I am nonetheless skeeved out by that first line a couple of lady exhibiting up bare to somebody’s door shaking and the very first thing this man thinks is “butt intercourse.” Simply… dude, come on.
Anyway, Puddle Of Mudd. New album Kiss The Machine on Could 2. Do no matter you need with that info right here.
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