Yeah, you learn that accurately. Apparently, these darn Australian punks Personal Operate are again on their fuckery once more. Their newest full-length album ¯_(ツ)_/¯ is getting a particular therapy, if we need to name it that. Of a number of variants the band is releasing for the file, they’ve known as this one the “Goopy”… a variant the band says was made to scent like Gwyneth Paltrow vagine.
For many who are blessed sufficient to not know, this entire factor is a nod to Paltrow’s “wellness” firm Goop, the place she for no matter purpose bought a candle known as “This Smells Like My Vagina.” I’m unsure who reality checked whether or not or not it truly did scent like her hoohah however both manner, the band discovered it fairly hilarious and provoking based on their guitarist Lauren Hester.
“This was doubtlessly the best factor anybody had ever performed, and everybody at Personal Operate was past impressed. We instantly tried to purchase one, however because of the overwhelming demand, it bought out immediately. They now promote for over $700 USD every.
$700 USD to scent Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina is, fairly frankly, classist—and we at Personal Operate assume that each working-class particular person deserves entry to that scent 24 hours a day.
So, congratulations to everybody fortunate sufficient to attain a Goopy file. You now personal a scratch-and-sniff file that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.”
What’s even higher is that the band did it on the low—they employed a French perfumer to duplicate the scent and put within the vinyl with out telling anybody. So, in case you clicked the “Goopy” one only for the hell of it, you had been in an actual vaginal deal with.
Personal Operate apparently love doing shit like this. For his or her final album 370HSSV 0773H they pressed a restricted version variant crammed with the band’s urine.
Take a look at their newest single “Sucked In Fuckhead” beneath, in addition to some upcoming tour dates.
Personal Operate 2025 tour dates:
5/31 – Canberra, ACT @ Gang Gang Bar & Café
6/01 – Beechworth, VIC @ Tanswells Resort
6/07 – Sydney, NSW @ Crowbar
6/08 – Wollongong, NSW @ La La Las
6/13 – Adelaide, SA @ UniBar
6/14 – Perth, WA @ Milk Bar
6/20 – Brisbane, QLD @ Brightside
6/21 – Gold Coast, QLD @ Vinnies
6/27 – Melbourne, VIC @ Max Watts
6/28 – Hunter Valley, NSW @ Thrashville Pageant
