26-year outdated Luigi Mangione was arrested because the lead suspect within the homicide of UnitedHealthcare chief govt Brian Thompson, who was shot and killed on December 4, 2024 in entrance of a Marriott resort in New York Metropolis. Mangione was arrested on December 9 after being noticed at a McDonald’s in Altoona, PA and is at present being held in Pennsylvania whereas combating extradition to New York to face expenses. Mangione is being charged with first diploma homicide, three gun expenses, and forgery.
Predictably, Thompson‘s homicide has unleashed torrents of hatred in opposition to American well being firms, largely for his or her denial of protection for all kinds of health-related points. Sanguisugabogg has taken a distinct route and never solely supplied an alibi for Mangione, however rolled out a “Free Luigi” shirt as nicely… and it is going about in addition to you’d assume.
“Simply needed to present a fast shout out to our good friend Luigi who on December 4th round 6 AM helped us load our trailer and drive with us to play a secret set all the best way to Level Enviornment, CA which is about 2800 miles from Manhattan and after staying on the present with us all night time he purchased merch from each band apart from the hoodies and once we requested he simply replied ‘2 issues I hate most on this world are hoodies and 3D printed 9mm’. Thanks Luigi the world wants extra folks such as you!”
“Sorry to anybody that was upset our good friend gained murderball it wasn’t actually truthful but it surely was superior he gave the ball to an underprivileged orphan who acquired free merch from us!”
The band then unveiled their Tremendous Mario-themed Mangione, including: “Seems like he may spend loads of time within the clink so let’s get him a tape participant and a few books whereas he’s in there pre-order this one in all a form shirt right here.” Pre-orders for the shirt can be found right here, which I am assuming is gonna get canned sooner or later.
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