The Callous Daoboys‘ Maddie Caffrey guides us by means of their newest launch, ‘I Don’t Need To See You In Heaven’, which is ready for launch on Might 16.
I. Assortment Of Forgotten Goals
“Up prime right here I’m not precisely certain how a lot I can reveal pre-release so if I get reduce off that’s why. That is additionally the primary monitor and it ought to actually converse for itself or moderately our — “
Schizophrenic Legacy
“We needed to put this heavy chaotic one proper up prime so any of yall purists who don’t love the pop stuff could be relaxation assured that we’re nonetheless that band.
Additionally unsure who Carson’s mad at however there’s a hook on this one which’s imply as hell. like imply imply like them previous glassjaw songs. (are all of em kinda imply….?)”
Full Moon Steering
“At this second I’ll say, me – maddie talking – that is my favourite track on the document. Of all of the sounds we’ve chased through the years, I significantly love that we’ve captured a little bit of an emo-tinged early The Mars Volta— if Carson spoke slightly espanol on this one I feel they’d ship us a C&D.
Possibly my opinion will change later so don’t maintain me to it, but when y’all may do me a favor and run this one up slightly additional on streaming companies so it may keep within the setlists that might be dope thanks.”
Two Headed Trout
“Odds are for those who’re studying this you’ve already heard this one otherwise you’re a type of nerds that don’t take heed to the singles bc they wish to hear the album in full. (if the label tells me our singles flopped im blaming yall) Anyhow, some chud YouTube reviewer referred to this track as “paying the payments” and to not be a lion regarding himself with the opinions of sheep— however for those who had this absolute moneymaker within the chamber wouldn’t you wanna take a shot?”
Tears On Lambo Leather-based
“If I stated this was a badass nu-metal monitor that was interrupted by moments of pink pantheress-style chill D&B you’d most likely simply be like yeah…. that’s simply what yall sound like now…. and yeah honest and possibly we’ll do it once more later however for now we’ve bought this one topped off with a characteristic from our boy Adam from Orthodox and he sounds scary as fuck!!!!”
Lemon
“This one isn’t a lot us “promoting out” as it’s us beating these dumbass metalcore bands at their very own recreation. We’re on LP3 now— time for a half assed try at a pop track proper? open chug nonsense with some synths on prime and probably the most uninspired refrain so the radio stations are blissful and a overdone breakdown shoe-horned into the bridge so the metalcore followers can nonetheless mislead themselves about this being heavy.
That’s not how we do issues right here. This shit appears like Sting and it’s truly good and we didn’t even want a breakdown. Go help your native pay to performs and washed up revivals for those who’re searching for what I described above.”
Physique Horror For Birds
“I can’t write something humorous about this and if there’s any single monitor that needs to be an actual shock I feel it’s this one.”
The Demon Of Unreality Limping Like A Canine
“Once more, for those who’re studying this you’ve already heard this one, hopefully you watched the actually sick double video we put out with this one and two headed trout— the truth is I’m kinda placing the pen down right here as a result of I can’t actually consider something snarky to say about this one and it’s already out on the planet so you need to simply go watch that video as a substitute of studying this text.”
Fool Temptation Drive
“In case there’s any dweebs left listening which are like ooouuu owww owwiee i simply can’t do all these genres modifications — fuck you Japanese metropolis pop second in the midst of a nasty mathcore monitor as a result of why not??”
Douchebag Safari
“This one is like if Sonny by no means left From First To Final and so they simply let him wub out on the monitor as a substitute of going solo and altering the form and sound of contemporary music for the subsequent decade plus. Okay probably not however like kinda……
Additionally I feel that is a type of monitor names that was initially a demo title and I for certain thought Carson would title this one one thing else by the point the document was carried out however I’m glad it stayed as a result of the title actually says all of it!”
Distracted By The Mona Lisa
“I received’t lie out of the songs on the document that is possibly the one one I used to be slightly nervous about at first. Of all of the tips for us to drag, an easycore main key pop punk track appeared out of the query. We’re practically a decade into this band and it has taken so many twists and turns and the one constant fact is that we will actually do something. Nothing is has ever felt off limits. I don’t suppose we might really feel this fashion with out having help round us that believes in us as strongly as y’all have through the years— yall give us permission to confidently do precisely what we wish, irrespective of how left discipline it could be.
For these of yall who didn’t give us permission to place out an easycore track— I promise there are many different moments on the document you’ll like.”
II. Choose Out
“okay that is like that point when [information redacted]…”
III. Nation Music In Reverse
“You get your woman again, your truck again, your canine again….”
Who stated we couldn’t write an 11+ minute closing monitor? I don’t suppose anybody actually stated that however it’s slightly loopy proper? Very similar to the joker this twisted shit is simply regular to us right here on the callous daoboys llc. Clocking in at 11:48 this track has every little thing— a sax solo, a characteristic from a hometown screamo band, an precise infringement of the The Mars Volta’s copyright, and possibly another Easter eggs. If this appears like an excessive amount of to your meager consideration span, go forward and delete tiktok off your telephone and let your mind get again to regular.”
